North, East, South, Fred West
"Greetings, Fred West here. I am speaking to you from... Heaven! Yes, that's right people - HEAVEN! I shit you not! I am God's right-hand fucking man - and I don't mean for hand-shandies. I've got a set of wings, my own detached cloud, and if I pass my probation in 6 months time I get my fucking harp. Who'd have thought it eh - old Fred West - PA to the nigger in charge! "